Feature the Best Dancer (30 Day Character Challenge, Day 23)

Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. Ha. ... ... Oh. Wow. Okay, here we are. I am bound and determined to get this challenge---one which I started in OCTOBER 2017---finished before the end of this year. To do otherwise would simply be shameful. (Who am I kidding? It's already pretty shameful.) However, …