“Livin’ la Vida Sword Boys” (Or, Thoughts on “Touken Ranbu Hanamaru”)

Instead of "Fight! Intense! Be dynamic!" from the first Dragon Ball Super OP, "Touken Ranbu Hanamaru" is running through my head to the former's tune. Take that as you will, because I don't even know what it means, but I fully embrace that TOUKEN RANBU HANAMARU just won't leave me be! So... having digested the weirdness …