OTAKU RAMBLINGS PRESENTS…
A SHOUJO THOUGHTS COMPILATION:
SHOUJO’S MOST NOTABLE FANFICTION LINES:
A GROWING LIST OF
“AWW YEES, STRUCTURE” OR “OMGLOLOL”
*caution, lines are uncensored and
may contain adult language AND content*
~The following is being compiled based on a) the sheer amusement given to me or by b) their purely inspiring sentence structure/composition, but not necessarily both… ~
~All included lines must stand alone and necessitate no context.~
~Also, maybe lightly edited for grammar if I can’t help myself,
but I will try not to mess with them…~
- I got that feeling just then, like this was the start of something really bad. A little snowball of horribleness that was about to start barreling down the hill of “Fuck You” and crash into my cabin of composure.
-Misplaced Soul Rewritten by ArtimecWing
- Her voice was thick, as if she were holding a spoonful of yogurt in [her] mouth.”
-The 36 Kidnappings of Edward Elric by Victorious-Mind
- It’s crass and rude, but Victor is able to decipher the nice and reassuring message that Yuri is saying underneath the layers of Yuri’s “shut the fuck up and grow some balls” tone. He places a hand over his heart, deeply touched.
- He’s going to be twenty-eight tomorrow, and he just ran out of a mall and down three blocks in the middle of a snowfall while carrying a grown man like a precious sack of potatoes. Who does that?!
-Like Your French Girls by ebenroot
- We are in an inclusive dancing school not in America’s next top model[,] so next time you call my friend “piggy” I will break your legs[,] Tyra Banks.
-Tracy I’m In Love With You No Matter What You Weight by Creepicat
- Because this was Victor, what he meant by adorable was makes me want to fuck him even more than I did when we first met. Which surely shouldn’t have been possible.
-Three Kings by Naraht
- Yurio was pretty sure that pork cutlet bowls were his soulmate.
-Depression! One Ice (Victuuri) Soulmate AU by LTheBananaKing
- Hijikata is so shocked how everything has gone to shit. As a man who lives in a profession where things like this happen all the time, he should be used to it.
-Don’t You Give Up On Me by BrandNewWings
- Whatever. Yuri Plisetsky is a fucking prodigy and he will figure this out through sheer force of will if he has to. And then he will do something about it because no one can ever accuse him of passively just letting things happen.
-We’re all Winners Here by Mayarene Rose (Paradise_of_Mary_Jane)