Watch Along: “Kiss Him, Not Me!” Ep. 2 (SUB)

I’m still not sure that I want to do this, and I need to get back to “Ouran,” but here we go anyway! I don’t promise to be insightful or articulate. This is real-time narration, an otaku rambling at it’s core. So…

“Kiss Him, Not Me!” Ep. 2, Begin!!

*starts watching anime* You know what, I’m going to get a glass of wine.
Alright, I’m back. There we go.
I still ship her with sleepy-looking-guy.
I hope cross-dressing best friend makes all the boys jealous.
THE SPA SHOTS NEED TO STAHP, GOOD NIGHT.
That face she makes on the bed while shipping them still gets to me.
Oh my gosh. I’m laughing so hard. Their faces while she goes on about the key chain. All but ship-her-with guy (who I’ll now call sleepy guy for brevity) are just…I can’t even, I’m laughing so hard.
AND THEN SHE GIVES THEM THE KEYCHAINS
“She gave us anime character keychains,” says the anime character. “Who wants those!?” I mean…I won’t pretend I don’t have one or two…or four.
Good thing my hubs doesn’t care that I’m an otaku. ;P
Mean guy is such a jerk, for real.
Somehow, just somehow, I don’t think that knowledge of soccer-based sports anime qualifies as real soccer knowledge.
Dear gosh, one of them is sincere and suddenly they all must chime in.
“Should I coach you?” *sparkle sparkle* I’m ROLLING.
I think Nana (mean guy) has kinda given up on her, but I don’t think it will stick.
They’re already fighting.
FIGHT, FIGHT!
I actually want her to win and be like, “Boom.”
20 laps, I mean, I don’t blame the girl for being tired. *phew*
Real question, what is a reverse sit up?
Ten bucks says Kae can’t move after all that.
“Amazing. You look like a newborn fawn.” I JUST CAN NOT.
I was thinking, “Here comes the blush,” and…yeeeep, there it is.
Infirmary guy is sooo jelly.
I see feet, and I hear badmouthing. Nana’s gonna hear what the girls are saying about Kae and decide to help her out.
DUDE, I did not think he’d actually make his presence known and defend her. *whistle* Wow.
It’s kind of adorable how he’s like… “How did that happen?”
I love all the sparkly shots of her because it’s like you KNOW that it’s when the boys are going to fawn over her.
Aww, she looks so sad.
…”Ba-dump”…
I just love sleepy guy’s character. He’s so sweet.
The other boys don’t even begrudge Nana. They’re just happy to see them getting along. ❤
Curve. Ball.
I don’t even think that was the right term but OH WELL. GO, KAE, GO.
I mean, Nana is right to laugh. It is pretty funny.
I HOPE HE RE-FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER BECAUSE SHE IS HILARIOUS.
…he did. Perf.
You can tell she’s going insane. Wonderful commentary.
Why do the other boys stare at nice sleepy guy like that?
“Teach us too, senapi.” *shakes head*
“I’m gonna catch up” even thought I was a jerk!
Gosh, I ship them so hard.
“meaning” “meaning”
Even in chibi form, sleepy guy is the most composed.
Why would he say, “heart?”
I hope her brother is home to give the boys hell.
“This is bad. Really bad.” Sane Kae reemerges.
SHE HAS TO BE CAREFUL HANDLING THOSE IN FRONT OF REAL BOYS ROFLOLOL
She is so right about closets. Just stuff that junk in there. Ain’t nobody got time for that organizing nonsense.
The closet is going to explode and drown the guys in a sea of boy love. Just wait.
Nana’s imagination. *laughs and shakes head*
A) Some of the boys are still jerks and B) THE SHEETS THE SHEETS THE SHEETS. SHE SLEEPS ON SHION.
How in the heck did I remember her bishie’s name was Shion?
…the pants on her sheet bishie are unbuttoned and riding low. A mother let her teenage daughter own these?
…what are they about to find under the bed? O.O
*me, shrieking aloud in laughter* THE EYES
…oh. My gosh. It’s a shrine.
Her obsession has reached level “terrifying.”
“Doesn’t he look like Nana?” “Shut up! I’m not dead!”
I heard the footsteps and I knew SLEEPY COMES TO SAVE THE DAY AGAIN.
I highly doubt she’ll actually end up with someone in this title, but please, creators, please let it be Sleepy.
Oh, my God. He’s paying his respects to a fictional character. Boy is either just as odd as Kae or really has game. Maybe both.
I am literally holding my hand in front of the screen and only reading subtitles because of the cringe. Gotta stop that.
Yes, there’s the brother. Now it’s gonna get good.
A) He came to warn the BOYS! B) Those chibis. A+
*me, high pitched sqee-ing* HE CAUSED THE BOY LOVE AVALANCHE!
Sleepy guy is my fave. (I don’t care how many times I say it.)
If they tidy up the books, they’re going to see the covers…
Your collection of boy love is important to you, isn’t it? I just love Sleepy.
BOY HAS GAME
*makes face like looking at a baby* Sleepy is just so cuuuute. *gets serious* Now kiss her.
Awww, that’s his way of apologizing. ❤
We all know the pool is an excuse for swimsuits and then Sleepy is just like, “Let’s go to this castle.” No, you know what? No. Sleepy is BOSS and I don’t care about anything else. Game over. Get with sleepy, Kae. Be award and awesome together. Be Shia and just do it.
The end credits say “I ❤ BL.” *shakes head*